Grot Dog

A funny poem for a change…

You broke wind

And it broke my heart

The stench was nauseating

The sound debilitating!

I know they say ’till death do us part’

But when you let it rip

It makes me question those vows!

The smell lingers

It fills every room

With nowhere to go escape

It’s hard to say ‘I love you too’!


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