the ‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy’ diet

Dedicated to those who make fun of others for not being ‘healthy’ like them:

You can eat your Keto

Just leave me out of it

You can eat your Atkins

Just leave me out of it

You can eat your Paleo

Just leave me out of it

You never look happy when you’re eating your ‘healthy’ food

You will never convince me you’re happy with that

You can look down upon me all you want

But I see your eyes light up when I rip into some chocolate, chips, lollies, and fizzy

So you can have your low fat, zero sugar, no carbs crap

Just let me be me and I’ll let you be you 😁