Grot Dog

A funny poem for a change... You broke wind And it broke my heart The stench was nauseating The sound debilitating! I know they say 'till death do us part' But when you let it rip It makes me question those vows! The smell lingers It fills every room With nowhere to go escape It's … Continue reading Grot Dog


New Beginning

A new phase of life has been promised for me. A feeling of self-empowerement has come over me. It's kind of scary, I won't lie. But I know this new beginning might take me through to the end of my life. To the past, I thank you and bid you adieu Thanks for the good … Continue reading New Beginning

Trials and Tribulations

Do you want me or not? Coz if you do, you’ve got a bloody strange way of showing it. How many times does one have to be trodden on? What more can one person take? Why not leave? It’s the principle of the matter that keeps me here. But it’s your lack of principle that … Continue reading Trials and Tribulations

The Betrayal

Invited into this house you were Little did I know you would betray our confidences Perplexed I am Disappointed I am Because I thought you were a friend What a hard way to learn a lesson But a lesson you did teach So for what it's worth Thankyou for teaching me To trust my instincts … Continue reading The Betrayal

The Buzz

I love my friend Johnny Walker His alcohol is very inviting I drink him with coke And after a while I am buzzing I like how he feels He makes me feel so relaxed For in these moments, I have no problems I am comfortable, agreeable and chillaxed. Thankyou my friend Johnny I look forward … Continue reading The Buzz